Monday, September 29, 2008

Singlish & Manglish

You might like it. This is hilarious.....even an Englishman, European or American cannot construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to;
Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Kaw
was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1
to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 0. This is what
he came up with.....


1
day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to pluck fruit. But the couple saw me, so I panic
and 4
down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6. So I go into 7-eleven to buy drink but the cashier very rude so I grabbed some 8 and throw at him. He scold my mother so I took
a 9
and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away or else sure die.

10
I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my

boss and told him I was 6
. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asked me to go climb a 3
and jump down. I don't understand. I so nice
2
him but I don't know what he 1. His character very bad, I give him jiro (0)